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Who is Arlene Ackerman’s Financial Advisor?

01 Dec

You’ve Got to Be Kidding

Submitted by Frank Murphy on December 1, 2011

For a short period of time this past Tuesday, the earth shook in the Philadelphia region. There was initial speculation that this world-moving experience was a result of another earthquake.  Local authorities quickly discredited this theory.   They had discovered after careful investigation that this tremor had been caused by the impact of an area-wide collective jaw drop.  This unusual phenomenon occurred shortly after the Philadelphia Daily News reported that Arlene Ackerman had applied for unemployment benefits.

How unbelievable is this news?

Didn’t she already collect enough money from our school district?

Who is her financial advisor?

Could it be Doctor Evil?

Who do you think is Dr. Ackerman’s financial advisor?

 

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